When In Doubt..Find Your Escape Route

What time is it?

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

wantingtobefound:

 
barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

did-you-kno:

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Why do I follow you?! Ha

Why do I follow you?! Ha

did-you-kno:

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Paige is definitely next in line to the throne. But it’s gonna be a while before I’m done being queen.

My parents

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

thefuuuucomics:

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

“HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA